G U B L E R N A T I O N

i live my life like tom hanks’ character in “Big” only with more nerf guns, giant trampolines, and wizard magic. http://t.co/NLK4FYvT4g

Checklist: bathing suit, lady’s wool sweater, robot shoes = READY TO SPIN

904 mph

900 mph

once a late night badminton champion always a late night badminton champion

i’m about to finish my 8th year of pretending to be dr. spencer reid

my freshman yearbook photo

basically anyone who is like, “yeah, i’ll risk my life to make sure people don’t die” is OK by my book.

oh yeah, firefighters are great too!

criminals are super lame, crime fighters are super awesome.