today i’m doing one of my favorite things. piecing together splendid performances and horrifying moments for my latest directorial gem.
thanks for all the heartfelt and creative birthday wishes! you guys make me feel so special, like every second of every day is my birthday.
the best way to jump rope is in the rain while listening to roy orbison
the criminal minds i’m currently directing will HAUNT YOU FOREVER. do not watch it alone. “blood relations” aka “southern hospitality”
life’s too short for pants
for the last 11 days I have been staring at the same “Where’s Waldo” page TRYING TO FIND HIS FREAKING CANDY CANE HAT WEARING DOG.
when i was 10 i thought i had rabies because a chipmunk ate part of my lunch
our 200th episode of criminal minds is on tonight! that’s a lot of episodes and i’m proud. i love my coworkers so much.
try to make at least one person smile everyday
last night i had a really scary dream about a wooden ghost child with a floppy wooden haircut that slowly emerged from behind a clump of ivy
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@RichardBatesJr1 and i made the world’s greatest slumber party movie and i can’t wait for you guys to see it. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3279176/
for those curious i paint with watercolor, gouache, nail-polish, root beer, wet crayons, white-out, and whatever else is closest to my hand
i’m getting excited for sundance! come see “life after beth” on the 19th or 20th and throw a snowball at my torso.
it’s almost time to take down my Halloween decorations
i’ve been known to occasionally haunt ladies through hellish landscapes of their nightmares. i’m also really good at back rubs.
sleep is for slorps