it’s finally time to put up the Christmas tent
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permanent thanksgiving everyday always
i’m one of the world’s best huggers
what’s a guy gotta do to get some Christmas candles in this town!
i wanna give a shout out to the raccoon family living in my crawl space!
…preferably while listening to french music or late 80’s garage rock
i like to gradually wake up in many multiple stages
my car is a mobile karaoke machine that specializes in 90’s alternative songs that are out of tune
bleeblargbonanza 4 ever
life is full of uncertainties and unknowns, but i rest easy knowing that i’m emceeing a taco eating contest today
potatoes are pretty cool. i like the way they look and feel and taste.
if you had told me when i was 9 that one day @alyankovic would retweet me i would have said, “what the hell does retweet mean?”
holy smokes you guys are amazing. so many people guessed it immediately.
my costume this year was somewhat obscure. i’m going to post a photo and the first person to guess it is awesome and clearly insane
still celebrating halloween
Happy Halloweeeeen everyone! turn off the lights, turn up the sound, and beware of what’s beneath the floorboards.
HALLOW’S EVE EVE!… lets find some ghosts or make some pie or something
what is your favorite Halloween movie guys? mine is probably Hocus Pocus.
often times the best Halloween costumes are the ones figured out at the last moment
putting some last minute touches on a special Halloween surprise i’m very excited about…beware.
lou reed didn’t sell a bunch of albums but every single person that bought one went on to create an amazing band. rest in peace lou, thanks.
i’m not so great at cooking potatoes but i’m really good at eating them
my only REAL Instagram account is http://say.ly/Hbe6Z1x all others pretending to be me are super fake and more annoying than my real one
“there must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.” - sylvia plath
rest in peace mr. littlejeans http://mobile.avclub.com/articles/rip-kumar-pallana-star-of-several-wes-anderson-mov,104109/?mobile=true